He had a girlfriend once.

It lasted two weeks

She was the one to ask him out and at first he said :
I won't tell you why he agreed afterwards.
But I will tell you this : She's the one who dumped him. And it was in part because of Klyde and his 'ing big mouth.
And I can tell you more: when she told him it was over, Sheitan shrugged and replied "Oh, well."
She was pretty angry when she left... but she forgot to slap him. Oh, don't you worry, Klyde took care of that for her. His fist kissed Sheitan's cheek.

But man, did he got the jackpot during those two weeks.

[Now I will sit here and wonder how many of you first misread the next to last sentence]
Sheitan Gale © =kidann